Two Men of subpar intelligence corner suspected thieves at gunpoint. The thieves convince the men to put the gun down and fight like men. The two suspects beat up both men, who both end up in the hospital. Police are still searching for the two teen suspects. Good luck.

If the guy with severe head trauma dies, he will deserve a Darwin award, even though he wasn’t the one who put down the gun. He deserves the award for not telling the guy with the gun to keep it trained on the suspects.

People call me arrogant, but I don’t need to put up my fists to stroke my ego. Feh.