This Naugatuck man is a dumbass of the day wannabe.  This Yahoo article tells us of a man who fired a shotgun at a gas pump while people were standing around.  Fortunately, it didn’t explode.  Frustrated as his dismal failure, he drove off and promptly struck two cars.  2 cars!

Too bad that Darwin didn’t prevail.  The man lived.  Ironically, there are 2 police officers stationed at his room to keep him alive until he goes to a PITA prison.