[Updated 11/13/2008 from another news article]

Sometimes the pictures make the news by themselves.  Alcohol-related just jumps to mind before we even know any other details.
There is not much to do in Idaho sometimes.  Brutsche-Ely (the name speaks volumes too) evidently had about a dozen too many drinks.  She tried to hit a security guard.  Finding that she wasn’t doing much damage that way, she rolled the dice and pulled out her special damage multiplier.  She went to the next level by taking off her clothes.  I guess stripping was the most damaging, hurtful thing she could think of.
To top things off, this was Halloween night.  As scary as it is, I don’t think this was her costume.  Where’s my eye-bleach..?
Not being done for the night, Ms. Brutsche-Ely thought that since she’s in jail, she may as well have fun.  She pulls the fire alarm, triggering the sprinklers, causing her cell to flood.  I hate to tell her but no amount of water is going to wash away this night.
We don’t need much more evidence to know that natural selection has gone horribly awry.  If nature has any mercy, this woman doesn’t have any kids.

Update: It does have kids.  It has a 7-year old son.  Poor guy.  I feel sorry for both the father and the son.  Another interesting tidbit is that she bit a guard at the jail, and the guard had to get a tetanus shot.