This Dumbass of the Day award goes to Arlie Bichlmeier. He allegedly robbed a bank, but the police found him because his license plate said “FINDME”.

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Yet another dumbass of the day award. This one goes to an artist who chained his legs together in the desert, and lost the key. The article doesn’t really mention why he chained his legs together, so I’ll just have to speculate.

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Two men of subpar intelligence corner suspected thieves at gunpoint. The thieves convince the men to put the gun down and fight like men. The two suspects beat up both men, who both end up in the hospital.

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