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	<title>No Not Again! &#187; Dumbass of the Day</title>
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		<title>DAOTD &#8211; Hooning Offences</title>
		<link>http://www.nonotagain.com/blog/2008/11/25/daotd-hooning-offences/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 06:36:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The D-Man</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This story has two attractions for me.  The headline was enough for me to get my dumb-ass pen going, but the real question for me was simply this:  What is a &#8220;hooning offence&#8221;?
Google can find articles about hoons and hooning offences, but no real definition.  The same with about.com, yahoo and others.  Ask.com presented an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DAOTD 19 Nov 2008</title>
		<link>http://www.nonotagain.com/blog/2008/11/19/daotd-19-nov-2008/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 02:13:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The D-Man</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can you give me and my gun a ride to Washington, DC?
A brilliant taxi driver knew the answer, which WTF? No! So the taxi driver drops him off at the train station and calls police instead.
I can just hear the 911 call now:
911: &#8220;What is the nature of your emergency?&#8221;
Taxi driver: &#8220;Some dude with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DAOTD 11.11.2008</title>
		<link>http://www.nonotagain.com/blog/2008/11/12/daotd-11112008/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nonotagain.com/blog/2008/11/12/daotd-11112008/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 06:48:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The D-Man</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[Updated 11/13/2008 from another news article]
Sometimes the pictures make the news by themselves.  Alcohol-related just jumps to mind before we even know any other details.
There is not much to do in Idaho sometimes.  Brutsche-Ely (the name speaks volumes too) evidently had about a dozen too many drinks.  She tried to hit a security guard.  Finding [...]]]></description>
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		<title>3 Nov 2008 DAOTD</title>
		<link>http://www.nonotagain.com/blog/2008/11/03/11-nov-2008-daotd/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nonotagain.com/blog/2008/11/03/11-nov-2008-daotd/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:59:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The D-Man</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Few and far between are the dumbasses that just leave me floored.  This one is a real head-fake.
First, the background.  van Tassel, former US Army Iraq veteran, dons a ski mask, grabs a nearby American flag, and a handgun.  His plan?!  To protest something from a bridge in Santa Barbara, CA.  He obviously has his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Attempted DAOTD &#8211; shoot the gas pump</title>
		<link>http://www.nonotagain.com/blog/2008/10/30/attempted-daotd-shoot-the-gas-pump/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nonotagain.com/blog/2008/10/30/attempted-daotd-shoot-the-gas-pump/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 23:29:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The D-Man</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This Naugatuck man is a dumbass of the day wannabe.  This Yahoo article tells us of a man who fired a shotgun at a gas pump while people were standing around.  Fortunately, it didn&#8217;t explode.  Frustrated as his dismal failure, he drove off and promptly struck two cars.  2 cars!
Too bad that Darwin didn&#8217;t prevail.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dumbass of the Day&#8211;Police Officer Edition</title>
		<link>http://www.nonotagain.com/blog/2008/02/11/dumbass-of-the-day-police-officer-edition/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nonotagain.com/blog/2008/02/11/dumbass-of-the-day-police-officer-edition/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:22:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>D-Man</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[scarlett letter]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In today&#8217;s DOTD report, I have two separate cases of police officers totally lacking in brains.  In the first case, I believe it was caused by a lack of blood flow to the brain, and in the second case, it was caused by too much blood flow.
Case 1: A drunk girl comes into the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BMWs don&#8217;t fly&#8211;or do they?</title>
		<link>http://www.nonotagain.com/blog/2008/01/29/bmws-dont-fly-or-do-they/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nonotagain.com/blog/2008/01/29/bmws-dont-fly-or-do-they/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:08:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>D-Man</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[JumboLair]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There are two levels of Darwin Awards in my mind&#8211;those who win them because they did/caused the action resulting in the subject&#8217;s removal from the gene pool, and those who were accomplices or victims of the Darwin-inducing incident.  In this case we have both.  Filed under  Dumbass of  the Day.
This article [...]]]></description>
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		<title>He impaled BOTH feet?</title>
		<link>http://www.nonotagain.com/blog/2008/01/28/he-impaled-both-feet/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nonotagain.com/blog/2008/01/28/he-impaled-both-feet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>D-Man</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[impale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[South Africa]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s Dumbass of the Day award goes to an unnamed man in Durban, South Africa.  Jeff Wicks reports that the would-be thief attempted to climb over a wall protected by sharp spikes.  During the attempt, both feet became impaled.  When police found him in the morning, he was hanging upside down, still [...]]]></description>
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